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the guy was horatio seymour who was some probably racist democrat who ran against ulysses grant for the presidency

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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You might curse me but just think you'll never see a neckier beard ever again, this is it, rock bottom beard

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

why do I look at this and part of me feels shame like I could see myself just being like "look fuck off it keeps my neck warm, okay" and doing weird shit like this

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

We see ourselves in others. We are but human after all. There's a little neck-beard in all of us.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

It's like a cock's wattle, but hair. Or a hair cravat. Or a neck warmer for those cold 1800's winters.

it's ugly as fuck but I appreciate the utilitarianism of it and I appreciate utility over aesthetics. It's honestly something I might do out of laziness at first, then belligerent anti social obstinacy, if I were able to grow such facial hair to begin with