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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 hours ago

This is western lore. In the old west there were prostitutes in a lot of small towns and because of lack of infrastructure they would only be able to wash themselves once a year, during winter of all times. Because of the deep snow the wagon was converted with runners to pull it across the snow from town to town. Only one prostitute could wash up at a time though, so they had to take turns. A New Yorker heard of this practice and put it in a song that eventually changed with the times. The line used to be..."Dashing through the snow, in a one-whore soapin' sleigh." Merry Christmas and best of the season to all!

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 61 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Dashing through the snow
In a 2018 Camry
Through the streets we go
Drinking Hennessy (glug glug glug)

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 42 points 11 hours ago

people whom can afford door dash have more of a sense of humor because they are struggling less then the delivery peoplr

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 27 points 11 hours ago

No, ma’am, we at DoorDash do not have a sense of humor we are aware of.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 15 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't know doordashers could contact you through whatsapp

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 27 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They can't because this is fake

[–] rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 hours ago

To be fair, some dashers have regulars and they just directly contact them to cut out the middleman. Not saying this is that case though.