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My Name Is John Langley And I Am Not A Fed (lemmygrad.ml)
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Greetings fellow radical Marxian communists!

My name is John Langley and I am working class just like you! I am a hard working blue collar laborer at the Automobile Plant run by the Automobile Corporation and I sure hate my boss! I've read all of Carlos Marx's greatest works like The Communist Manifesto, The Anarchist's Cookbook, and 1984 - as you can see I am well-versed in Marxian literature!

Please direct me to the nearest revolutionary cell so I can begin committing acts of Red Terror against the evil rich people I hate so much! If you have any questions please mail all incriminating evidence to my house at 1000 Colonial Farm Road! I look forward to working with my comrades to help communist China take over the world! Viva la revolution!

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[–] SigmaStalin@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 month ago

Yes

This is what we are gonna do. You go buy the basketball and I'll teach chinese (idk chinese)

[–] SlayGuevara@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 month ago

Feds are legally required to tell you they are a fed so nothing suspicious here

[–] egs81t@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Carlos Marx, my favourite Mexican philosopher

[–] sudojonz@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pfffff must be a Fed, he misspelled Carl Marks.

[–] Commiejones@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Hi John. First step is to get you a secret Comrade Name for OpSec (operational security, AKA keeping your identity safe from the feds) I suggest you start calling yourself something cool like I dunno CommieLangley.

[–] ghost_of_faso3@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

uuuuuh have you uuhh scratches my ass uhhhh..... takes big gulp of water uuhhh been like...totally... haha

a member of the american capitalist party???