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[โ€“] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 98 points 2 months ago (3 children)

*checks date

1.5 days to go here...

pretty sure the first place to enter 2026 is Kiribati and they haven't done it yet...

also, what's that smell?

[โ€“] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 22 points 2 months ago

๐Ÿคข

[โ€“] tpihkal@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ooh, that smell Can't you smell that smell? Ooh, that smell The smell of death surrounds you...

[โ€“] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Now they call you prince charming Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes

[โ€“] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So, you've been taking baths?

[โ€“] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Maeve@kbin.earth 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thats an interesting read and i hope i wont get reason to share it beyond informing others :)

[โ€“] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I just eew'd through a few paragraphs and clicked the back button. I'm good.

[โ€“] robocall@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you going to shower once this year?

[โ€“] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Of course, else i could not send this next year

[โ€“] ekky@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 months ago

I'm uncomfortable.

[โ€“] Una@europe.pub 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

For like 1.5 days will be my 3rd anniversary since I last showered. I am developing exoskeleton.

[โ€“] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i don't think even kiribati is at 2026 yet, if they do reach 2026, the meaning of this joke changes.

[โ€“] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Only if the poster is in Kiribati, which is unlikely.

[โ€“] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Cats might not shower, but they're constantly bathing.