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Raising your hips up off the seat a little while driving, so you can squeeze out a fart
(self.everyday_bingo)
That’s how I shit myself the last time.
And the time before that?
Win some lose some
Stomach flu.
Lest it travel untold, long-forgotten corridors.
Works even better on a bike.
Stand up on one pedal bending slightly forward, lifting your rear completely from the saddle while gently spreading the other leg outwards, then letting off a loud one echoing across the road - Glorious!