If the US does take Greenland im gonna bet Trump will re-name its something stupid:
Trumpland
ICE-land
Freedom ville
America 2: Escape from Manhattan.
this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2026
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A German Satire newspaper suggested changing the name to Epstein Island, so Trump would lose interest very quickly, and deny ever wanting to annex it.
Lol I think they should do that so the whole world's attention is drawn to the fact he's (probably) a pedophile.
I'm fairly confident we could beat this guy by just calling him a nonce over and over again
Well, apparently JD asked the EU to take Trumps comments seriously. Which is funny to me. The VP has to ask world leaders to stop assuming the president is just talking BS as they are used to…
red, white and blueland
https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1161/text
Is this real? Looks legit but also it's unbelievable, but unbelievable has become day to day so now I'm just lost TBH.
It’s real in the sense that that idiot constantly pulls that bs.
We’re gonna melt it all back to green
Not for long >:)
mfw greelanders are not white.