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[-] hawkwind@lemmy.management 32 points 1 year ago

Crab people.. crab people.. 🎵

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago

Once they learn to read, they learn how to rave.

Then it's game over.

[-] Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

snip... snip... snip snip snip

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 year ago

the existence of helicopter parents who use shit like this makes me vomit

[-] snowadv@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Holy shit. How glad am I that no one restricted me in such way in childhood. Parents of that child are horrible (imho)

[-] aeternum@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

My mum had no idea how computers worked, so I had no chance of being blocked. Definitely a good thing.

[-] SHITPOSTING_ACCOUNT@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

It's a shame, I found such restrictions highly educational.

[-] Phytolizer@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I had this as a kid. It became a game between me and my parents of them trying to block things and me getting around it. Unfortunately I would bet the tech is more solid now

Their child is called "Strairdrac the Netherwatcher"?

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

Baby names these days are crazy

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All

[-] snowadv@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Holy shit. How glad am I that no one restricted me in such way in childhood. Parents of that child are horrible (imho)

[-] kartonrealista@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Why would people willingly install potential Russian spyware?

[-] buckykat@lemmy.fmhy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

People will use all kinds of spyware as long as it lets them spy on their kids

[-] Eclipciz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

People are fucking weird — cameras in bedrooms and across the house for kids/teenagers that aren’t babies, using tracking apps like Life360 to watch every minute of their teenager’s life, as if they weren’t unsurveilled teens doing their own mischevious shit, tapping into their search history, looking through their private conversations with friends, and probably a million more things.

Being a kid under a helicopter parent in this technological era must fucking suck.

[-] Xariphon@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

The people whose devices are infected with this never got a choice.

[-] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I give my information to all countries freely. Why should my own government have the monopoly on my porn browsing habits?

[-] Dioxy@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

On a more serious note, if the parent banned sexual content, would 'crabs', in terms of the STD, trip that wire? If so, that’s kinda fckd up, lol

[-] Christos@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Parents who have this shit are awful people

[-] Jerosh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

We can’t give them the upper hand! First they read then they lead.

[-] Codedheart@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Strairdrac the Netherwatcher does as he pleases, worm!

[-] torafugu@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I welcome our crab overlords.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, educate the creatures with built in armor and claws, smart.

[-] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

They're going to get us somehow from some evolutionary path. Might as well teach them to read and hope they learn human empathy.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Or let's hope crab empathy is better than human empathy, because...meeeeeh.

[-] skulblaka@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah we don't exactly have a great track record on that. Maybe we shouldn't be the ones teaching about it.

[-] BenGFHC@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe they will show mercy to the one who teaches them

[-] Jerosh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

We can’t give them the upper hand! First they read then they lead.

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