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Crab people.. crab people.. 🎵
Once they learn to read, they learn how to rave.
Then it's game over.
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the existence of helicopter parents who use shit like this makes me vomit
Holy shit. How glad am I that no one restricted me in such way in childhood. Parents of that child are horrible (imho)
My mum had no idea how computers worked, so I had no chance of being blocked. Definitely a good thing.
It's a shame, I found such restrictions highly educational.
I had this as a kid. It became a game between me and my parents of them trying to block things and me getting around it. Unfortunately I would bet the tech is more solid now
Their child is called "Strairdrac the Netherwatcher"?
Baby names these days are crazy
Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All
Holy shit. How glad am I that no one restricted me in such way in childhood. Parents of that child are horrible (imho)
Why would people willingly install potential Russian spyware?
People will use all kinds of spyware as long as it lets them spy on their kids
People are fucking weird — cameras in bedrooms and across the house for kids/teenagers that aren’t babies, using tracking apps like Life360 to watch every minute of their teenager’s life, as if they weren’t unsurveilled teens doing their own mischevious shit, tapping into their search history, looking through their private conversations with friends, and probably a million more things.
Being a kid under a helicopter parent in this technological era must fucking suck.
The people whose devices are infected with this never got a choice.
I give my information to all countries freely. Why should my own government have the monopoly on my porn browsing habits?
On a more serious note, if the parent banned sexual content, would 'crabs', in terms of the STD, trip that wire? If so, that’s kinda fckd up, lol
Parents who have this shit are awful people
We can’t give them the upper hand! First they read then they lead.
Strairdrac the Netherwatcher does as he pleases, worm!
I welcome our crab overlords.
Yeah, educate the creatures with built in armor and claws, smart.
They're going to get us somehow from some evolutionary path. Might as well teach them to read and hope they learn human empathy.
Or let's hope crab empathy is better than human empathy, because...meeeeeh.
Yeah we don't exactly have a great track record on that. Maybe we shouldn't be the ones teaching about it.
Maybe they will show mercy to the one who teaches them
We can’t give them the upper hand! First they read then they lead.
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