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[-] adinfinitum@lemmy.film 154 points 1 year ago

I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote

[-] dannoffs 36 points 1 year ago

Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?

[-] sorrus@programming.dev 26 points 1 year ago
[-] adinfinitum@lemmy.film 17 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ blazing a trail to influencerdom

Not sure what to do with my newfound fame

[-] Cow_says_moo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Redeem it in the karma store, of course!

[-] hemmes@vlemmy.net 9 points 1 year ago

OMG, OMG, is that @adinfinitum@lemmy.film??

OMG, can I have your upvote??? Ahhhhhhh!!

[-] telllos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

We're going to the moon guys!

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[-] Muninn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.

[-] Robertej92@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures

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[-] dub@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success

[-] AlternActive@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

AND MY AXE! Sorry, upvote.

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[-] Cow_says_moo@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago

I'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.

[-] Barns@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here

[-] Rebelappliance@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you've never heard of it? I'm not surprised.

[-] Djangofett@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 year ago

Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I'm not a failure.

[-] Button777777@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

We got you buddy

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

Call me when you're in the 3 digits club, kiddo ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[-] stebo02@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] reverie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Then they should call them. They specifically asked

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[-] themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes

[-] Holodeck_Moriarty@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

'ol Holodeck Moriarty here has multiple comments in the 10s, so you could say things are getting pretty serious.

[-] igetzerobread@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

time to quit your job and get that bag

[-] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

And now with one whole, no less. Youโ€™re going places mister.

[-] igetzerobread@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife

[-] kfj55@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

What's it like to be so successful?

[-] rockhandle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!

Waiting for some of those "broke my arms", "swamps of dagobah" or "cockroache imaginary girlfriend" stories.

C'mon guys tell us where you cum

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[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.

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[-] Acidpunk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I just hope that Lemmy.world performance improves over time as sometimes the performance is a bit jarring and something I'd find hard to recommend to less tech-minded friends swapping from Reddit

[-] sosodev@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Everybody is new to running Lemmy at scale. I suspect things will smooth out soon.

[-] igetzerobread@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

switched to lemm.ee because of the performance, but im sure .world will be back to normal soon

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[-] MashingBundle@lemmy.fmhy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

10 Lemmy up votes = 200 Reddit upvotes in terms of impact on my ego and e-peen

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[-] Clown_Tempura@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Doing my part. It ain't much but it's honest work.

[-] tsl@vlemmy.net 6 points 1 year ago

Numbers, Mason! What do they mean?

[-] razza856@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily

[-] igetzerobread@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

You must be drowning in dms

[-] razza856@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

the ladies canโ€™t control themselves

[-] justtobbi@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Heard I have to comment to get counted, also upvoted this ofc :D

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[-] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Bro, FR FR. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Just remember where you started from.

My shit post did surprisingly well for just starting to contribute on here. Gotta build up the community so that no one feels like theyโ€™re missing out by switching, or keeping them on here longer.

[-] TheDarkSigil@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I've gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god......... Now can someone explain wtf this "grass" shit is everyone keeps talking about?

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago

He's a celebrity of a very very very small niche!

[-] Fezz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

First person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I'll have you know I have one of the top twenty ask lemmy posts of all time.

[-] Fezz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

First person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.

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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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