I want this feature to be real but with the scale reversed. High segregation = low score
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I ate the Onion on this one...
It's already there, sort of. Zillow's map shows schools with their greatschools.org ratings. The school rating is a rough proxy for this. Highly-ranked schools tend to be whiter and wealthier.