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[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

I want this feature to be real but with the scale reversed. High segregation = low score

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 5 points 1 month ago

I ate the Onion on this one...

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's already there, sort of. Zillow's map shows schools with their greatschools.org ratings. The school rating is a rough proxy for this. Highly-ranked schools tend to be whiter and wealthier.