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[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 month ago

And now Genghis Khan is dead and has been for hundreds of years. Looks like it worked. Checkmate, atheists

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I presume he just turned himself into a concubine

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Cuck Schumer

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine if Chuck was man enough to write or say anything strongly worded.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

to be fair, he expertly engineered the latest democratic capitulation to the republican demands so that not a single democrat faced any repercussions for it. lol

[–] espentan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of an old colleague who had a theory that when someone calls a company they don't really pay attention to the greeting/first words you say, and he would test this theory by answering the phone by saying "[Company], you're speaking to Genghis Khan".

He did it multiple times and no one ever commented.

[–] atropa@piefed.social -3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] seahorse@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

This is satire so yeah