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[-] Bayz0r@lemmy.world 69 points 10 months ago

Imagine going through the effort of creating the image but not spellchecking lettuce.

[-] Nygarder@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

Lettice is a person

[-] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 10 months ago

I think they wanted to spell lattice (the abstract algebra structure)

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

possible, but also a fail scenario

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 11 points 10 months ago

You sure that's not part of the joke?

[-] Gurfaild@feddit.de 8 points 10 months ago

Obviously that's the plural of lettuce, just like mouse -> mice and house -> hice

[-] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

God help any non native English speakers here

[-] Aecosthedark@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In this case, lettice is a persons name, not the vegetable spelt similarly.

[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 29 points 10 months ago

No shitpost has ever been more shitpost than this shitpost

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago
[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago
[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

IT'S NOT AS EXCITING AS SHMOE

spoilerIt's also possible that I'm not clever enough to have arrived at this very practical solution


[-] 3arn0wl@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

How about, (counterclockwise)

Small Hairy Orangutan Eyed Me?

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago

Sho(w) 'em, I like it. Wouldn't that be clockwise though?

[-] 3arn0wl@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

D'oh! 🤔 Yeah!

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago
[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sneaky magician hides every object!

Courtesy of ChatGPT

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 10 months ago

All that I can see when I look at those great lakes stickers people put on their cars is a dog pooping.

[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Which one should I go skinny dipping in?

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Ontario at the sandbanks this way we can see your bum bum out of the water for 200 meters

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago

All of them

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Thanks! I'm writing this down!

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

What a creative response. Have my upvote

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Being from Chicago, I'll tell you the one we use, in order of relevancy instead of the OC.

Lake Michigan The One Above Minnesota The One to the Right The One Past That Eh Who Cares

[-] SYNOPSIS@lemmyf.uk 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Or if you think of five also written like V in roman numerals which looks like a boat sail upside down Five Lake = F-ake which also rhymes with cake 5 candles burning unblown extinguised by water pouring. Sup Mich hurry on like.

[-] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Great way to remember the Great Lakes, don’t just reference them on the map.

[-] Rukmer@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You're not going to be carrying a map with you in your pocket every day.

[-] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Tell that to my google maps

[-] Rukmer@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Right, I was joking based on the "you won't carry a calculator with you" cliche.

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