They're super easy to make yourself, just a cheddar drop-biscuit with garlic-butter. Some Bisquick is probably all you'd need to buy.
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2026
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Bisquick indeed works. The trick is to use salted butter so your biscuits are salty AF.
No. The trick is to have 2 roommates that work at Red Lobster, get high as hell and wait for one of them to come home with the goods.
Wow, I haven't been to one since at least 2007 then. I had no idea they started charging for the biscuits.
