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Fella just cant stomach human food. Expains the prune juice too. New headcanon confirmed.

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[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 45 points 9 months ago

So THAT'S what he meant when he said that the greatest battle is fighting against one's own inner turmoil

[-] OneCardboardBox 25 points 9 months ago

Poor guy can't get any relief from his Kronos' Disease

[-] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

Well played

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 16 points 9 months ago
[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 16 points 9 months ago

But change post with comment

(duplicate comments lol)

I thought your reply came through my inbox twice by mistake... lol

Yeah, it appears I hit a temporal anomaly when commenting earlier.

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 9 months ago

Careful or you'll get the boys from Temporal Investigations all in your business

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 13 points 9 months ago
[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 12 points 9 months ago

But change post with comment

(duplicate comments lol)

[-] JWBananas@startrek.website 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

At least he doesn't have to hold his urine for a whole year. Or worse, convince his adult friends to attend the release ceremony.

[-] Venicon@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago

Bummed by how much they underused Bortas when it came to New Horizons. Feel like they wanted to put Seth’s new girlfriend in the limelight so ignored more established characters.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 9 months ago
[-] Venicon@sopuli.xyz 5 points 9 months ago

The lass who randomly arrived and started getting to run the ship and go on away missions. She can see in 4D I think.

Seth was dating Halston Sage in series 1 then she left and they broke up. This lass just appeared and lo and behold it turned out to be his new girl

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Then they killed her off.

[-] dingus@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

But whose to say that the real problem is the prune juice?

Silly Klingon, that stuff constipates Klingons! You can't just eat human food and hope it works the same on your alien body!

[-] Redhotkurt@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

Omg, this is clearly Big Prune trying to control the narrative. This conspiracy goes all the way to the...bottom!

[-] Davel23@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

Not only is he constipated, but he has two buttholes. Twice the suffering.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Possibly the inspiration for Ja’Loja?

[-] Shialac@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I thought that was canon

[-] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

My first thought was, "the replicator can make any cuisine, you dolts!" Because I'm no fun

[-] dm_me_your_feet@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Its still completely plausible IMO. He never showed big interest in Klingon cuisine until he met Jadzia. He was raised by his humans, probably with human food. He might not even know that his bowel movements are irregular/unusual, since talking about shit isnt exactly a topic of honor he would discuss with other Klingons. And he always lead a pretty conservative lifestyle, avoiding change whenever possible. Why should he randomly change to a klingon diet?

[-] VindictiveJudge@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago

His mom mentions learning to make Klingon food for him, particularly blood pie. He was probably eating a mix of human and klingon stuff on the Enterprise. Of course, since a good amount of klingon food is served live, his options for good klingon food from the replicator were limited.

[-] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Amazing. I unironically love this discussion.

I found out I had food sensitivities because my wife one day was like, "you know it's not normal to take 5 violently urgent shits a day, right?"

[-] VindictiveJudge@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

Sometimes you just decide to deal with that. I'm lactose intolerant, but I'll be dead in the ground before I stop eating cheese or ice cream. I just don't eat it frequently enough to be a continuous problem.

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Enzyme pills that help you digest dairy exist and are relatively affordable.

[-] SkinnyTimmy@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

FYI: Most cheese doesn't have any lactose. You can check the nutrition label for sugar.

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