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[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As funny as that is, I would prefer it if they just literally do not know how to run the ship.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

and their beloved yacht captain employee just sighs, poisons them and cries while holding their heads as they die.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago
[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Instead of superpowers, there should be aliens subtly helping the proletariat.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Just a few inexplicable 7 foot tall Antifa Supersoldiers scattered throughout every crowd leading the charge

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Please give me these scenes of horror, cut between interstitials of the working class building a utopia.

[–] BearerOfPickles@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately Orcas aren't attacking what the layperson thinks of as a "yacht". In the world of sailing anything with a poured keel is a yacht, so the Orcas are targetting family and middle class boats for the most part. They love spade rudders as well. These are things big megayachts lack. However the toxic waste could give the Orcas superpowers and they just blow through the hull