this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2026
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Canada is not the US's hat. The US is Canada's pants.

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

BUT THE CHINESE SECRET POLICE STATIONS BUT BUT BUT

once again, projection

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Expanding to a location near you

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

just had a vision of ICE and mcdonalds merging and unleashing a franchised version of ICE that also sells you extremely shit burgers. an ICE duty station at every mcdonalds location!

This time when the coffee melts people it'll be on purpose