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Super cold in the Northeast US..

Plumber removed a backroom sink a few months ago.. A sink that tapped directly into a blackwater line under a toilet. Apparently, one of the days - or overnights most likely - when the temp went well below zero farenheits.. the drain line under the floorboards froze and the inevitable happened.

I got to clean it up.

Oh, the joys of being the "property-manager/fixit girl" (that literally lives around the block) for a small business.

Welp, at least I'm the least disposable in the company, as when shit like this happens, no one else wants to tackle it, so I suppose that's good...

FML.

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[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The person whom I think dropped those quite healthy deuces, felt awful about the poopsplosion and happened to be in town a few nights later, and bought me a dinner.. Out of the blue?

Hmmm.

Thank you.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did they cause the poopsplosion as an excuse to buy you dinner?

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Good God.. why?

Just buy me a dinner, no need to go all scat-fetish happy first. LOL!

I honestly think - as the room is at the back of a shop and the exit to the parking lot is right there - that they left that evening and saw it and were just too embarassed to deal with it.