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France sends letters to 29-year-olds telling them to get on with having children (www.independent.co.uk)
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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

the boomer energy. why not send a fax /s

[–] pickman_model@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I still think we should do like Japan and focus on creampie porn.
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