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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago (3 children)

That's not a pizza knife, this is a pizza knife

(Spoiler: both are pizza knives)

[–] dejpivo@lemmings.world 5 points 5 days ago

Endless knife for an endless pizza. Nice.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] rainwall@piefed.social 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nah, this is a pizza knife:

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Mezzaluna, my beloved.

[–] Axiochus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago
[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Also what’s with the vegetable knife? Good luck cutting up a butternut squash with a puny knife like that! Try one of these instead: