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[yellow character, with a smug smile]
It's your fault you didn't buy real estate to live in while it was cheap back when you were 3 years old.

[gross up on the yellow character's face, who is now grin-drooling in a disgusting way and pointing at us]
DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR POOR CHOICES

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[โ€“] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Also: It's not my fault you were born to poor parents

[โ€“] OpenStars@piefed.social 12 points 4 days ago

Actually, yes it is (according to capitalism). ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You went into stem? You studied... computer science?? And you expect to be employable with that skillset???

[โ€“] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

She bought avocado toast!

*crowd gasps*

She partook of the forbidden fruit!

*loud outraged murmuring*

And now she wants to have... A HOUSE!

*the crowd reaches a crescendo, screams are heard, a man falls to the ground, froth spilling from his mouth*

"does she really think she could handle that responsibility??"

[โ€“] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 23 points 5 days ago

Broke ass toddlers should have pulled themselves up by their nappies.

[โ€“] unmagical@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 days ago

My grandma once told me "everyone wishes they could have bought a house for the price their parents did." Which, yeah, inflation's a thing, but housing is not supposed to be an appreciating investment vehicle.

[โ€“] plm00@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My bad for not also investing in Bitcoin while being potty trained. I've wasted my potential.

[โ€“] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I used to beat myself up a little for dismissing bitcoin early on and therefore missing a chance at being rich. But then I realized that it was like beating myself up for not winning the lottery just because I know now what last week's winning numbers were. I would have had to dedicate time, effort and money I couldn't easily spare into chasing an irrational long shot.

Plus, odds are I would have sold it all the minute it was worth a little, which would be much worse. Or that someone would steal it all, as happened to a lot of people early on.

[โ€“] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Or you could be me, and invest when it was gaining a lot of traction. Make a SUPER SECURE password, and write it down where nobody will ever find it. The forget where it is and lose it all and know theres more money than you've ever had before that should be yours and just isnt.

[โ€“] thejml@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The interest rate on a mortgage when I was 3 was literally 16%. Glad thats over... course the price of the house just went up to make up the difference.

[โ€“] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago

Oh it more than made up the difference.

[โ€“] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago
[โ€“] RyanDownyJr@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

In the words of Gary Stevenson, "sorry, try again next time"

He meant this jokingly agreeing that you are basically fucked if you were not born into wealth or bought into a market 30+ years ago. Follow his channel on YouTube for some amazing, progressive views on the economy.