Sad. A quick story, my wife, then girlfriend, began doing research as a tech for a group on a specific task that no one the lab had been able to solve. She busted her ass off and got it working, received praise and authorship for the work. However, because she worked with a PhD student who did some simple work, mathematical modeling but nothing substantial concerting the paper, and needed authorships to graduate was given first authorship, which generally means they did most of the substantial work in the publication. She was pissed and let down, but didn't care as she was heading into medicine and didn't really care about the authorship.
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Let's see they have big boobs and we have smaller boobs with more hair everywhere and penis and balls instead of a simple vagina.
We don't even get to see how big a vagina is so we can compare properly.
One thing's for sure if you surgically add more penises you should be more valuable. You'd need like 3 or 4 vaginas to even compete with a person holding two penises. Hands down!