βGoodnight, son.β
βOh, dad, by the way, I need to rent a tuxedo for class tomorrow. Itβs part of my grade.β
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Fuck kind of grade requires a tuxedo? Screw that nonsense.
Orchestra
My school orchestra only needed all black with a red tie, a tux seems kind of excessive.
I think I only ever needed a white shirt and tie. My younger brother was in band but when they performed with the string orchestra to give more of a symphony I think they actually did have some sort of suit, maybe tuxedo-like. That was all arranged by the school at the very start, of course.
Snooker comps (technically its a bow tie, but why let the details get in the way?)
βBest I could do son at such short notice.β
Well, give me more warning next year I guess
Crayons taste better
So true. It was assigned 4 months ago
Braced for impact
I am so glad I never had kids.
I don't get it.
The kid forgot to do a school assignment for the next morning, and probably it was assigned months ago