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I'm playing PEASANT REPUBLIC FLORENCE trying to spread PEASANT IMPERIALISM (I own all of Tuscany from the Papal States up to Lucca) and I've been prestigemaxxing the ENTIRE GAME just so that I can ask the HRE to make me a Duchy

well guess what? there's been no Holy Roman Emperor for like 20 fucking years now! like literally since the start of the dang game! ahhhh!

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Maybe it's too early in the morning, but this is the first time I've seen a game and gone "nah, that's too much bullshit for me to keep track of."

I know you can get too old for the shooty shooty bang zoom kind of games, but am I now too old for spreadsheet games? I spent probably hundreds of hours in 3 and 4 and yet have 0 interest in checking out 5. What is happening to me?

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 6 points 9 hours ago

PEASANT IMPERIALISM

i think you already know what needs to be done. let the crowned heads of europe be reaped like so many grains, into an ignoble heap

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

-100k whatever for all the electors seems odd. Gotta say, paradox seems to be slipping with recent releases. Vicky 3 and this were just busted on launch, but I remember CK3 being solid.

also I would say it's mostly fixed in the 1.1.5 beta patch, except there's stuff going on like automated trade just not using my trade capacity for some reason

Im a republic so a stupid number that means they won't vote for me makes sense at least

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

still waiting on the new patch to fix a bunch of shit before i dive back in, HRE is supposedly fixed on beta branch so you could always give that a go (i never play in europe so idk), but it does suck to lose a bunch of progress in a slow ass game to some bugs cuz paradox. u could try updating to the beta branch and loading ur save anyway, see what happens.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 10 hours ago

I'm playing the beta, this is just bad luck

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

(i never play in europe so idk

also just sayin' but if you play florence or dithmarschen you can be a peasant republic and pretend you're doing communism

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

sounds fun, might try that when the patch hits officially.