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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago

Like an alpha particle: very low penetrative power.

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago

Unstable and not fit for public release

[–] lessthanluigi 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm a stable release male

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me too, I pee every day.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

Jealous, I only pee once in a piss-moon.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

I'm a {core,extra,multilib}-testing gal

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Why the long face?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Males haven't even hit beta yet?

This explains a lot

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

There was an omega man. And a betta fish.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 day ago

I think of myself as release candidate male.

Meaning, still waiting on feedback from testers before going public.

[–] redparadise@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Ultimate proof that beta males are objectively superior, checkmate amateurs

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

I'm a rolling release male with vibe coded vibes.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Not technically Alpha, but the large corporation released him into the world before he was ready so more like "Should Still Be In Alpha".