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[–] shaggyb@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

YOU don't sit on it.

[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 13 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I would laugh if that's the toilet for the lemon people

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

It's such a good show. I hope it is what future civilizations will use to try to piece together what happened.

It'll be porn though. They'll think we porked ourselves to death on such an unimaginable scale that we eventually ran out of bodies and created a doomsday device to create more porn to outstrip humanity's insatiable thirsts for genitalia.

There's so many little fun moments of unbridled creativity, fundamental human experience, and absolute absurdity.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Do people use something else to juice citrus fruits now?

I still use one of these, can't imagine another design that would be better?

[–] qupada@fedia.io 3 points 17 hours ago

Often it's attached to a motor, but the pointy end hasn't changed much.

Certainly juicing the likes of apples or carrots warrants a different kind of appliance, but squashing citrus is a fairly solved problem.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Most functional War of the Worlds merch.

[–] phar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Multipurpose, thank you very much

[–] RelativePlatypus@piefed.world 4 points 22 hours ago
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But hey, anal juice is also pretty good.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Girls have anal juices, too.

[–] aeration1217@lemmy.org 4 points 1 day ago

this is how we do pour over bean juice en mi casa

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks more like for lemon juice.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, a particularly juicy orange would probably over fill that

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago

True, but I thought it be for lemons because of the tiny 'pyramid'.