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[-] BeMoreCareful@lemdro.id 76 points 1 year ago

I didn't eat this onion, but I put it in my mouth for a minute lol

[-] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Hahahaha You did better than I did!

[-] Daisyifyoudo@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago
[-] railsdev@programming.dev 25 points 1 year ago

Totally unrelated: why do news websites (and The Onion) write “Covid” instead of COVID or COVID-19? I thought it was an acronym.

[-] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 year ago

It's not really an acronym, just an abbreviation. "Coronavirus disease" is only two words. You could write CoviD I guess, but that looks dumb.

I'd think that it isn't a proper noun and shouldn't be capitalized at all, but maybe that's why they're the professionals and I'm just some guy on the internet.

[-] incogtino@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 year ago

Somehow an attempt to be correct ends up looking like mockery

"I have Covid"

SpongeBob with hands on hips: "I hAvE CoViD"

[-] railsdev@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

You’re right but I still don’t like it. Though I think it would be like CoViD (which looks dumb too).

[-] duckington@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

It’s one of those things where it has become a word in and of itself because so many people use it that way

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 19 points 1 year ago
[-] JonEFive@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago

"Do your own research" is just code for "I don't have a valid source and I don't feel like looking for one so you do it."

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Damn straight. I was attracted to the ideas of the Skeptic community when I was a teen. And as this all unraveled and better, more informative, and equally entertaining leftists got me hooked - I've learned to patch up these bad behaviors. Now if I want to make a point, I'll link to a source that echoes that point. Now I can still be wrong, but if I am then the person I'm arguing with has a chance to challenge the rhetoric that has convinced me.

[-] halfempty@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago
[-] bar1@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Uncle Darren?

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

simply marvelous~!

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Is that Dave from Gamesack?

this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2023
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