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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

the average only fans account doesn't make it to $1000 in its lifetime

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I've wondered about that. I imagine like all "celebrity/sports" things only the top 1% make any decent money.

[–] Fokeu@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 hours ago

I love how Americans are unironically proud of their pedestrian killing machines with 69l/100km fuel consumption.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Paid for by thirst

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I sold my body too for money too.

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 14 points 14 hours ago

It’s honestl more degrading to be forced to wear a company logo polo for 40 hours a week

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 25 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

So, instead of burning your body working for miserable wages for a boss, you work yourself out taking pictures, and suddenly it's bad?

Seriously. I know only a few people can actually get a decent living out of this, but that sounds smarter than what the majority of people struggle with in the long run.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 7 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Onlyfans is AIPAC's biggest donor.

If you give money to onlyfans it's directly going towards lobbying the government to support an ongoing genocide.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Not to say you're wrong, but do you have a source for that?

The only sources I could find list the founder of WhatsApp as their biggest donor, with no mention of anyone associated with OnlyFans that I could see.

https://www.trackaipac.com/donors

https://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2025/03/18/744658/bankrolling-genocide-biggest-donors-aipac-us-leading-zionist-lobby-group

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Thank you, I had no idea. Explains why his name doesn't show up on the list if he supposedly donated anonymously.

Surprised that a group ostensibly supporting a religious fundamentalist cause is okay taking porn money, though (well, not that surprised).

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I mean they did try to throw out the porn, but since that was ~80% of their content already, they didnt succeed. afaik, onlyfans was supposed to be more like masterclass.

And in the end, when it comes to money, rules are liable to being silently dropped

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Killer tits

(Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry)

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 5 points 15 hours ago

You're a bastard for making me laugh at this (still funny but god damn lol)

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 45 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

man the invective people put out against strippers / sex workers is wild to me.

getting genuinely angry because someone gets paid to show their junk, in this world of trillionaire asshole capitalists just seems so fucking misguided.

like, I'm not into feet, so sex stuff with feet is kinda - shrug - ok whatever - but getting angry at someone who's smart enough to know they have feet, they're willing to take pictures of the feet, and that there are people out there willing to pay for said pics - and complete the loop and make it earn for them?

why would anyone get angry about that? fuck the let this vile creature out of jail, and y'all are angry someone got paid for porn?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Shkreli

we need better priorities as a species.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Alas the US conservative Christian narrative has infested the english speaking world.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

US conservative Christian narrative

fucking brain worms running a death cult

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 33 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

That’s the whole conservative narrative: The success of the sex worker, the minority, the queer, is at the expense of the moral white man. All to distract that the actual reason things are worse is because of the rich man.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

The problem is more with the perception of disrupting the "correct" social hierarchy. Conservatives have no trouble taking money from, or being served by their "lessers" in society. This includes sex workers. It's when the underclass elevate themselves or exceed their "betters" do they have a problem.

In this case: driving a big showy pickup truck - a coveted symbol of buying power - that shouldn't be obtainable.

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 6 points 15 hours ago

Mildly related.

I have a Native American friend. Her tribe is small so they only have a relatively small plot as their reservation. So they slapped a casino there and she makes bank by simply being a tribe member.

I asked if she's okay with that since I would feel bad making money off of peoples gambling addiction and she said

"I don't feel bad for white people."

And honestly

  1. I don't think that's a completely shocking take consider all of american history

But also

  1. Its certainly a similar sentiment among sex workers I've met so its not an unfounded accusation.

This is very much a "if your eye is causing you to sin, pluck it out" moment, but still

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

depressingly plausible

[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 4 points 23 hours ago
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[–] wieson@feddit.org 8 points 20 hours ago

Yeah treat yourself. Get that child murdering machine 2000

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Are people proud of their GMC??

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 11 points 21 hours ago

Americans are creepily proud of their giant sign on 4 wheels that says "I'm incompetent, stupid and have never had to haul anything in my life other than my friends couch 6 years ago'

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 67 points 1 day ago (8 children)

As a middle aged man, I think it would be hilarious if I put that on my car. Unfortunately, I think people would immediately assume that I'm some sex trafficker like Andrew Tate rather than someone that gets paid to put on a show.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If there are any misunderstandings, just point at your feet and they'll immediately understand

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bring out a roll of saran wrap and tell ‘em it’s twenty bucks for a glass-bottomed boat.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

I have no idea what that means, and yet i completely understand

Nothing a pair of Truck Nuts can't fix.

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want about 20 of these to stick on mine foremens' trucks. The operators would lose it

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

the oldest profession.. weird to see marketing for it

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

In Romania they park cars advertising webcam websites next to high-schools and universities. Absolutely shameless. I don't think there's a law against it but I'm sure there will be soon.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

It did feel like recruiting.

[–] Redvenom@retrolemmy.com 7 points 23 hours ago

Thank you for your sevice

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

OHHH, is that why this is mysterious? Because people are assuming truck = dude? Which it certainly could be...but seems less likely

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

There's mystery? Women drive trucks all the time. They also, for the most part, have feet.

[–] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Right? The question mark in the post caption implies a mystery. Which is itself a mystery.

However, in reading the comments for clues to the caption, I misinterpreted your feet comment as an attempt to justify how this driver could possibly have profited from only fans. "I can't possibly operate on this patient he's my son" vibes. But now I don't think that's what you meant, you were maybe just drily reminding everyone that there are also feet.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 hours ago

you were maybe just drily reminding everyone that there are also feet.

That was it really. I was confused about the discourse myself lol.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

The guy in Georgia has a bigger truck.

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