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[–] uenticx@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Damn, you made me drop my punched card stacks.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That meme is going to be Java in a few years.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Old and people kinda hate reading it but it's everywhere finance for reasons and will never die

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Here’s hoping I get some of that sweet y2k38 money fixing old Java code.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Java or COBOL?

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If C++ is still being actively developed and expanded, Java's got a few more decades. Java is getting more new features. I can maybe see it losing out to other JVM languages but I presume they're stuck with Maven and gradle for a long while.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

You misunderstand.

I’m saying Java is like COBOL because they’re old and will never die.

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Just dropping this here