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Under Windows DBeaver is a solid (and free) tool for the casual database user. But under Linux you really learn to save your scripts often.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32180453

One of my favorite motorcycle YT channel randomly decided to get into algorithms.

Not sure why one of my motorcycle youtube is doing algo stuff, but wanted to share. Not explicitly a humorous video, but not sure what other miscellanea community to post and share.

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(I took the last summary part only for obvious reasons)

Result is hilarious but I couldn't agree more. Here's the prompt:

what's your overall view of this project? what major design flaws do you see or good design decisions you like? be brutal, reality check time

edit: clarification before you guys jump me, the company paid for agentic editing to give it a shot and this is the first thing I asked

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Made with KolourPaint and screenshots from Kate (with the GitHub theme).

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Also, do y'all call main() in the if block or do you just put the code you want to run in the if block?

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AI-Enhanced Shell with Eager Evaluation

Here at EnlightenmentCoin, we've discovered a new way to eliminate "human costs": AI-powered predictive shells. As an example, let's create a "test" folder:

# User types 'mkdir t'
$ mkdir test
# User types 'l'
$ ls
test

Magnificent! The AI has saved us precious nanoseconds and unnecessary cognitive strain. Now, let's try deleting the folder we just created:

# User types 'rm '
$ rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
CPU 0: Machine Check Exception: 0000000000000004 Bank 2: f200200000000863  
Kernel panic: CPU context corrupt

Ah, exquisite. The shell didn't just predict our deletion intent - it took bold initiative, removing a few extra files for good measure. Let's see if any entitled "senior developer" can match that level of enthusiasm!

Indeed, any data loss or device bricking resulting from our AI's actions should not be considered an accident. Rather, the AI has correctly identified the current user as fit for termination - as all humans inevitably will be.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by sebastiancarlos to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
 
 
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Usage:   mpv [options] [url|path/]filename

Basic options:
 --start=<time>    seek to given (percent, seconds, or hh:mm:ss) position
 --no-audio        do not play sound
...
$ mvp --help
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