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soft pack (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 4 weeks ago by pmjv to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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When Autocorrect Sucks (programming.dev)
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Time to take a break (www.githubstatus.com)
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Many thumbnail programs exist that will take a large image and reduce it to a thumbnail for you, often supporting working in batches. But what about turning user-uploaded images into thumbnails? Obviously, you don’t want to simply send a large image to the browser and have HTML resize it, because the quality wouldn’t be great, and your bandwidth would go through the roof. So you need something to handle this process on the fly, which is where this recipe comes in handy.

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Rockstar devs (i.postimg.cc)
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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Rustmilian@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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Ya okay buddy. (lemmy.ml)
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The future is here (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Adequately_Insane@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world

Always wanted an AI assistant that can write smut inside IDE while I write code

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I dunno... just software engineering things I guess.

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lgtm 👍 (lemmy.world)

115 files changed and almost 3k lines added... sure, I'll have this reviewed by tomorrow for ya 🙄

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A few months ago I saw a funny story about a guy who added generics/templates to JavaScript (or maybe TypeScript?) by using runic characters that look like angle brackets to enclose the template parameter, then using a preprocessor to convert the runes, etc. to actual, legal types before compilation. I can't seem to find it anywhere; hoping someone knows what I'm talking about.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by 2e8a9d6bb6935a54@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world

Want to make a branch ?

git checkout

Want to make switch branches ?

git checkout

Want to get a specific file version ?

git checkout

Want to get remove changes to one file ?

Believe it or not, also git checkout

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Windows compatibility (allthatsinteresting.com)

Is fenestration when you find out if something is windows compatible?

And defenestration when you find out it isn’t?

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