Self-sealing stembolts with your namok sauce
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A Tribble.
Oh no.
Yes! Want that one
You just doomed us all
God damn toy ate my happy meal!
Self sealing stem bolts
One of those miniature singing mark 1 EMHs!
Come to Quark's
Quarks is fun
Come right now
Don't walk, RUN!
A Dax symbiote Matryoshka doll
This made me legitimately LOL!
The worst part is I really want one of those now and am sad those probably aren't things that exist.
Post this to one of the 3d printing subs and wait.
A set of crocheted Dax characters with a Symbiote pouch in the stomach.
The flute from The Inner Light.
But does it come with a lifetime of experience?
It comes with the experience of a lifetime
Love the platitudes Boimler gets from Ki-ty-ha.
No, just the vague sense of a lifetime of trauma.
I'll take it.
A plush Moopsy!!!!
Tribble Hacky Sack
Borg gacha-style figurines including Hugh, Locutus, Queen, and Seven of Nine. Gotta assimilate them all.
Gotta assimilate them all.
Before they assimilate you.
We... are... lovin' it.
A Vulcan toy with "realistic Vulcan neck pinch" tm
Or a battle damage red shirt that same month
What do you mean "if"? Where did you think Picard got his collection of little starships?
Miniature star ship replicas
Dilithium. Along with a random assortment of isolinear chips.
Bobble Headed Picard
I'd expect a Bat'leth of course
Bio Memetic Gel.
The best Happy Meal toy: Little transformers that change into the food
A base ball.
Five hundred cigarettes.
Yes I know it’s from a different show, relax for the sake of comedy. It’s fine. Nothing matters. :)
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Ferengi bobble head dolls.
that moan when you rub their lobes
Eeeyahhh!
LOL!
Depends on if this is the Blake's 7 Federation, in which case it's likely some toy Servalan favors. If it's the Star Trek universe, it has to be a "modified" tribble (that won't breed).
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Happy Meal toys are usually franchise tie-ins with popular kids movies and other media, right? (I haven't actually seen a Happy Meal since the turn of the millennium so idk).
Are there any series that show in-universe media? I feel like the closest thing is maybe that drug-game from STNG (s5e6).
A small cup of yellowish clear jello putty
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