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it would be so much easier and faster if the ATM just printed the money right then and there (reddthat.com)
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[–] DABDA@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago

ERROR: Insufficient YELLOW ink. Withdrawal cancelled. Alert attendant and try again later.

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Easier? Probably. Faster? Debatably. Easier for people to print fakes? Absolutely.

[–] dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

I’m sure the output of a few thousand ATMs is a drop in the bucket compared to the money we printed to fund the war (1 billion per day)

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Could have a little incinerator as well for your deposits