
Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock
Welcome to Risa
All the pleasure of shore leave, none of the holodeck glitches.
Rule 1 — Be Civil, Not Klingon
This is a vacation planet, not the neutral zone.
- No harassment, brigading, or trolling
- No bigotry
- Keep the banter playful, not hostile
Rule 2 — No Prohibited Cargo
Some things aren’t welcome aboard.
- No spam or scams
- No porn or sexually explicit content
- No illegal content
- NSFW memes must be properly tagged
Rule 3 — Keep It Trek
Posts should be Star Trek memes or Trek-adjacent humor.
- Crossovers are fine
- Low-effort “unrelated” memes may be spaced out the nearest airlock
Rule 4 — Gatekeeping Belongs in a Black Hole
You’re welcome to have your own opinions on what counts as “real” Star Trek but forcing your view on others or pretending it’s the only valid one? That’s not the Starfleet way.
Everyone’s Trek is valid, from TOS purists to Lower Decks shitposters, and you don't get to dictate what is real or not for everyone.
If you see a post that violates the rules, or that doesn't inspire Jamaharon, report it so the mods can handle it.
Otherwise grab a horga’hn, order a Risan Mai Tai, and enjoy your shore leave.
Is this the lizard wizard that plays with King gizzard?
Not enough banana guitar..
Who mourns for GORN?
AraGORN!
For GORNdor!
A lathe!?
Get off the line, Guy!
Hell yeah someone got it
I would be disappointed if we didn't all get it. Galaxy Quest is possibly the best Star Trek movie ever made.
you take back that adulterous slur. possibly
can you tell me any other star trek that had rudimentary lathes?
That's my go-to movie. I have probably watched it 30+times. I am sick, and just watched it yesterday. 😂
Are you saying you watched it yesterday because you’re sick or you’re sick because you watched it yesterday (and 30+ other times)?
Little bit of column A, little bit of column B... 🙂
But mostly, I am sick and home from work and watched it (mostly) with my eyes closed while drifting in and out of sleep.
We gotta get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!