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[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 41 points 2 days ago

Imagine

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This would be the craziest way to find out Paul McCartney is still alive.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 points 1 day ago

I buried Paul.

[–] Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You actually just had me check whether or not he was dead

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 days ago

At which point Yoko Ono would reveal it as her greatest artwork, probably.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 17 points 2 days ago

This would be the craziest way to find out that Paul has friends.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And he only sings Justin Bieber songs

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

While dressed as a pussycat doll.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago

And Yoko is there for backup vocals

[–] sorter_plainview@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago

For those who want to read more context about it. Interview with Monty Python's Eric Idle

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 7 points 2 days ago

Paul is dead.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Simply having a wonderful faked death.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you pronouncing faked as "fay-ked" or are you ok with the wrong number of syllables

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

i wasn't bothering to look at scansion

[–] criscodisco@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Can’t hide the long butt under a mask