I would love to know what bizzare product the infomercial I assume this is from was trying to sell.
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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The titty napkin!
The fuck is a titty napkin, and is the answer just going to give me more questions?
Uh, it goes over your titties so you don't have to wear a camisole
Also, swear to your god I didn't come up with the name
Real talk, it’s weird to meet with a coworker that does this constantly when each and every person enters the room. Even if not including you, just making every interaction like that is fucking uncomfortable.
Like I don’t show up 9 to 5 to see 55 year old cleavage so stop acting like that’s a thing while I’m just trying to get to lunch. Swear it’s the worst being in a room and a woman assumes you want to look there, meanwhile I’m wondering why they smell so fucking bad and how early I can leave the office today…
Continuity of real talk, are y'all just assuming I'm staring at y'all's titties when I'm trying to read y'all's lips? Because I have a few friends who like, every time I fart their direction they cover their cleavage and I eat nothing but beans
You ok bro?
You can print out red cards and hand them out to women if you disapprove of their clothing. You can make those dumb femoids that won't even fuck you wear chadors so you won't be distracted. You can deport the sexy men too so they won't make you gay