Nestle
"chocolate"
Nothing of value was lost.
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2026
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Certainly not any cacao.
People still already did the slave labor
Not as bad as stealing water
Nestle
What a tragedy. Anyway...
Ha ha! Fuck Nestle
Break me off a piece of that.
That company needs to be constantly sabotaged until they don’t exist anymore
You say “chocolate stolen,” I say “stolen water liberated.”
That's one hell of a break.
At least they had a sense of humour, and used that pun in their statement
"We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat," a spokesperson for the brand said, referring to its catchphrase. "But it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tonnes of our chocolate."
Nah fuck Nestle
"chocolate"
Expect a sudden influx of brown wax candles on the European black market
They just explained to the thieves how they would be caught, which means one of two things, they can't actually catch them that way, or they're bluffing
Look, chocolate is not a Nestle right ...