72
submitted 10 months ago by TeaHands@lemmy.world to c/ukcasual@lemmy.world

The two pound coins are especially manky, if that affects your suggestions at all.

all 34 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old

Glue them to an excessively large canvas, title it "The trickle down from the billionaire's wealth. Found behind my couch" and sell it for a couple hundred grand to an art gallery.

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

See I did like the charity suggestion. But a couple hundred grand is a lot more charity, so you might win.

[-] simple@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

Put it in an old coat pocket and be surprised next year when you put it on and find extra change in it.

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Haha, a treat for my future self? She likes the way you think!

[-] DelightfulBreeze@lemmy.one 2 points 10 months ago

It's gonna be worth even less next year :'(

[-] Wodge@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

*sad 90s kid noises*

[-] sweetchildintime@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Hah, look at Mr. Moneybags bragging about his wealth!

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Mrs.* her*

Sorry. Gotta fight the assumptions. Guilty as accused on the bragging though.

[-] sweetchildintime@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

My profuse apologies, Mrs Tea I will endeavour to be gender neutral in any further insults.

[-] samtheeagle@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

It's your lucky day! Invest it on a lotto ticket 😂

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

TIL they're two quid now?! Wtf

[-] TheWeirdestCunt@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Euromillions is still £1 a ticket at least

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

That seems like the smart money!*

*there's a reason I don't gamble

[-] peto@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

I can give you an apple or half a stamp. Best I can do.

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

How to choose!

[-] Amro@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

@TeaHands Throw in the North Sea and wish Brexit would never had happened?

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] JTheDoc@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Go to Wilko, see what tat they still have left over from closing down.

It being good value at a huge discount is still not guaranteed.

[-] dedido@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Couple of pumpkins!
Then carve them like turkeys.

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I liked the idea of donating to the food bank but wait...

What if you spent it on seeds? Like onions, carrot etc. Grow them then donate that to the food bank. Rinse and repeat

[-] Antimutt@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Ooh those do look lush although...weird flavour choice there when sour cherry & apple was an option!

[-] peg@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Conservative Party membership.

Nah, only kidding.

Put it towards your energy bill and hope your can afford to keep warm this winter.

[-] 3arn0wl@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Give it to someone with a greater need than you?

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Well this is an unexpectedly wholesome suggestion and now how can we use it for anything else?

Could pop a fair bit of stuff in the foodbank collection for this, you're not wrong!

[-] 3arn0wl@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Lovely idea

[-] obinice@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[-] yeather@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Get a Mr. Whippy, most are still below £3

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Hmm, how much does a flake set you back these days?

[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] slinkyninja@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
72 points (92.9% liked)

UKCasual

6025 readers
1 users here now

A friendly place to chat.

No politics please. Don't be a dick.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS