2-in-1 shampoos suck tho, so unix wins again
this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
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Exactly.
Shampoo is supposed to remove dirt and grease from your hair. Conditioner is supposed to replace the necessary oils your hair needs to have. ... Which need to be replaced because the shampoo just washed them all away. In order to make a 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner, they have to make a significant compromise, producing a shampoo that doesn't wash all the grime out and a conditioner that doesn't stay and replenish as well as a standalone one would. So you get both in one bottle ... but a shitty version of both. Using separate products will work much better. Even the cheapest shampoo and cheapest conditioner out there, used individually, will easily outperform even the fanciest combination.
Oh, and while we're here... That thing on the bottle that says 'lather, rinse, repeat'? It's not just for fun, and not just because they want you to use more shampoo. It actually does work noticeably better if you do it twice in a row.
Shampoo: Remove oils and thereby remove dirt attached to oils. Conditioner: Restore oils to your hair.
2-in-1: Restore oils while also removing oils?
Whatever its shortcomings, it surely must be better than Microslop's Coshampoo. Who the heck wants an attendant watching you shower?!
What if it's systemd's shampood?
Or:
shampoo -> /bin/busybox
conditioner -> /bin/busybox
I find it funny that systemd gets so much hate for trying to be all the things, but haven't seen the same criticism directed at busybox
To be fair, busybox is doing it for the purpose of making it easy to setup a very small and simple fully functional OS. Systemd is doing it for the purpose of ???????
I never understood why Gummiboot became part of Systemd
Just wait for systemd-kernel, systemd-desktop, systemd-webbrowser, et cetera. You know it's coming.
Gnu/linux -> gnu/systemd -> systemd/systemd
Unix principals include Dennis Ritchie, Ken Thompson, and Brian Kernighan
Unix principles include tools that do one thing and do it well, casting directories and sockets as file abstractions, and clean separation between kernel and userspace modes.
Gawd it's great to see unabashed grammar pedantry.