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>"Open this strait."
>*bombs a childrens' school*
>"IS CHINA IN THERE REFINING OIL WITH YOU?"

how do you respond?

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like “sir this is a library” would get him to go away

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just don't let him know most libraries have children's sections.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

The child section is for books for children, not children per se, mr. Now please leave.