Can't even just cut down some trees and build my own house somewhere because land isn't free and someone else owns the trees. π¬
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Coming home to an empty house is fucking awesome and one of the best parts about living alone
I think he means empty in that he'll never be able to afford any furniture.
I knew a guy like that. I used to drive him to/from work all the time after he got his DUI. When my apartment flooded, he let me crash for a few days. He had a couch, a coffee table, a huge TV, the same computer my parents had when I was in middle school, and a mattress on the floor. That was his entire apartment. Except he could afford furniture, he just spent it all on women and booze. Wonder what he's up to now.
From your description, probably women and booze.
Funny how when you're a kid, you always wanted to be home alone, then when you reach adulthood, suddenly that shit aint funny anymore, it's bleak...
Thatβs why people have hobbies
fuck that, it's bliss
Give it time.
As an adult I can drive to see other people or have them over, but also can choose to just be alone too!