Tan Eggs

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"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"

For posts about animals that loosely fit the description above. While the animal does not have to hit all the requirements, it should hit some of them:

Type: Prey
Class: Mammalia (mammal)
Habitat: Barren rocky landscape
Appearance: Similar to a tan egg

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My eggs have weird stripes. And they seem to be sapient... (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Bo7a@piefed.ca to c/taneggs@lemmy.ca

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Just one of our forest friends having a rare fruit treat.

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[–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The stripes are to denote that it's an overclocked edition. Like flames on a car, you know this one goes faster.

The sapience is likely an after market mod.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 9 hours ago

Will my PC be faster if I put striped on it?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 weeks ago

Speed first, brains as needed.