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Have some Ninja Gorilla in your funhole. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world to c/funhole
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Ninja Gorilla

Ninja gorilla
Kong quiet
Mask up the muzzle
King cool

Laugh through the mic
It's a standup sight
To see that jungle law
The primal rule

Liftin the bricks
As we riff through the hits
Stickin em up
With the empire lyrics

Shakin it up
With the heavy hips
Lettin it slip
As he comes to grips

Breakin the pavement
N' takin the maidens

He's the Atilla
The hundred year rule
The war of attrition
The ironclad fool

Ninja gorilla
Make it a fight
Kong up the killers
You the king of the night

They shoot from the sky
To see if you'll fly
But you'd fall to your death
Before keepin it quiet

Let em light fires
Try to keep him away
But Ninja gorilla
King of beasts'
Here to stay

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[–] pmjv 6 points 1 week ago

You shoudn't say that.

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating gorilla poetry content!

(You shouldn't use the n word btw)

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You guys must be samurai.

[–] qrstuv 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating kong content!