"people hate me so much we can't find any performers. I am the most popular person in the world"
-pedo trump
this post was submitted on 31 May 2026
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Maybe he can fuck a pig.
1 hour of him pole dancing.
SAD!
50% sad
50% schadenfreude
He can lead with his usual 2 headliners. Falling asleep and shitting his pants.
If he gets an ovation he will toss in a free whining session about Obama.
He'd get a 20 minute standing ovation from me if he happens to have a massive coronary onstage.
hilarious. man I often say we are getting like 80's ussr was portrayed but for him personally its like north korea. oh super smart dear leader does not poop and is more talented than all.
I heard he’s gonna suck off netanyahu live on stage
The only way he could legitimately make money is if he sits in a chair and lets people pay to throw tomatoes at his face.
He should do full covers of the live sets of all the acts that bailed.
Attraction to himself, maybe.
It's because regardless of his claims trump is cheap
Here are some artists that probably wouldn't have been put off by political concerns
John Lydon
Morrissey
Disturbed
Nicki Minaj
Farley Jackmaster Funk
Kid Rock
Snoop Dogg
Kanye West
Roisin Murphy
But they would have cost money
I know Morrissey is a massive prick, but Trump supporter? Seems super unlikely
Edit: yeah, quick Google search shows that he has literally said he would kill him lol
In 2017, when asked by German magazine Der Spiegel if he would press a button to instantly kill Trump, Morrissey replied "I would for the safety of the human race".
I'm intrigued by the inclusion of Disturbed. I haven't seen anything specific as far as their political opinions, but I would've guessed Five Finger or Bad Wolves first.
David Draiman is so pro-israel he signs bombs that rain down on Palestinian kids. Trump is pro-Israel, so it makes sense.
Very tempting to watch the clown show