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I Totally Forgot We Were Supposed to Dismantle Capitalism Today and Now I’m Standing in Line for a Cronut (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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I feel like such an idiot for forgetting that today was the day we were supposed to dismantle capitalism, but now I’m standing in line for a Cronut.

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