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no joke i used to be one of those dudes that thought i could keep going and never get tired until i met a woman one day that wore my ass out i think i was asleep for like 14 hours lmao shit was fucking wild
I used to be fairly well known on kink.com's theupperfloor.com. One day during a live show, I, ade a particularly e il suggestion to do to the girls, and one of the Doms looked at the camera and said [myName], I like you! I want you to come visit! Then he sent me a DM and said he was serious and asked me to stick around after thr show,and we'd work oit details. I visited a month later and attended a party tjat was also a live show. Flogged several of the girls there, my girlfriend at the time and I also played there.
Later, I went to a kinky hiuse party and a woman came over to me and asked me to flog her with the big elk hide flogger I was showing off (That I happened to buy on that trip to San Francisco.) I ended up beating her ass and tits that night too. Then 18 months later, I married her.
Entirely anecodotal but:
Nearly every woman I've met/dated/etc that's described themself as a pervert or a freak or extremely kinky, that's a significant element of their personality?
They're the absolute most boring, plain and lazy in the bedroom, and they also tend to have fairly to extremely serious mental/personality disorders/problems.
Conversely, not all, but far far more of the ones that do not describe themselves as that?
They are actually quite often the most active and creative and willing to try new things, actually reciprocate effort in the bedroom.
Absolutely no clue if this is any kind of representative sample, but it is my experience.
The literal only exception to at least the first half of this was the actually diagnosed nymphomaniac, who was, other than that, a rather meek and reserved person, 95% of the time.
Also I guess for the record, I don't consider myself 'perverted', just sex positive and I guess kinkier than your average ~~bear~~ twink.
Are you in the kink community? The girls i meet there are anything but vanilla.
No.
To the best of my knowledge there just isn't one, in or near my current location, pretty solidly red, conservative area, and back when I was in a bluer area... well frankly back then I didn't have any need to specifically join a community to try and find people interested in sex.
And/or if said community involves making something approximating a Facebook account, ahahaha fuck no, no I actually value Palantir and the NSA not knowing exactly who I'm fucking and precisely how.
A fetlife account is pretty much as anonymous as a Lemmy account. You might look up your area there and see what you can find. Living in a red area doesnt mean there aren't kinky people. There ase plenty of right wing kinksters out there.
They’re the absolute most boring, plain and lazy in the bedroom, and they also tend to have fairly to extremely serious mental/personality disorders/problems.
I encountered a woman once that talked about how freaky she was in bed, in a way that openly encouraged investigation.
Investigation commenced.
Turns out her idea of bein freaky was Doggy Style.
Yeah. Yep. Basically that is what I'm talking about.
Yeah, I'm sharing my own personal anecdote backing up your statement.
Sorry, tone is somewhat difficult to convey via text sometimes... I am basically trying to sigh in acknowledgement/agreement with you, lol.
Yeeeep. I've dated enough to realize how vanilla I am, hooooly shit. And I'm OKAY WITH IT. Ladies need Jesus for real.
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If anyone wants to test this theory I'm willing to do my part. And if I don't succeed I'm willing to try try try again
Each time this meme is posted I look into comments to search for proofs of those "perverted" woman. Yet to see one. "Uh, I do rimming, that is sooo kinky". Your "kinks" so uncommon that you can find them in top 10 tags on rule34, focking adorable.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
My first date was to Folsom street fair and I lived in a sex dungeon for two years. There aren't names for the things that get me off. I was asked, after the best orgasm of my life, 'was that sex?'. I once made a state legislator who lived in San Francisco turn pale at an event.
But no, women aren't kinky just because we don't talk about it where men can hear because you're all fucking obnoxious and the dumber ones still want to bang you people.
Edit: I'm not claiming to be the kinkiest person alive, just that everyone I've ever met kinkier than me used she or they pronouns.
How did those 2 years go? Was it with health insurance and a good salary, or was it more of an after job thing?
Started off in desperation and affinity. Ended up hourly. I got real good with bleach.
Polite cough.