this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2026
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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You know, the thing, that you were supposed to yesterday?
You forgot all about it didn't you?
Ooh boy, you're in trouble now.
I'll bet she is fuming right now.

[–] murmelade@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago
[–] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Pants. And your sunglasses are on top of your head.

[–] Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

The coffee cup on top of your car.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 days ago

Free taco's.

[–] mech@feddit.org 7 points 4 days ago

Your mom. Call her!

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 2 points 2 days ago

Therefore you sweet potato.

[–] olof@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago