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Because nothing gets you promoted faster than a six-figure token bill

A bash one-liner that burns Claude Code or Codex tokens on purpose.

Be the most productive engineer on your team ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€!

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Finally some productivity

[โ€“] Carl@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

the issues page

I've got promotion after using this tool

Bash is really low performance. Please rewrite in rust

This doesnt have enough AI integration โŒ

[โ€“] Glowstick@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wish I had half as much trust with someone as anthropic has with that company to let them casually rack up 500M in use.

[โ€“] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

They practically own that company. Maybe it's their goal to have lots of big companies massively indebted to them?

[โ€“] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] artwork@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Now we're talking! Thank you... heartfelt...

Related: https://codeberg.org/the-slopinator/slopinator

[โ€“] Doomsider@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Looks like we just found our new executive business manager boys! Tell us more about getting engineers to run this script at work.

[โ€“] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I wonder if you can get it to auto run if you stick it on a USB and let someone find it...

[โ€“] Armand1@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Funny... but please don't do this.

[โ€“] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

Nah. If your employer is demanding that you use AI and measuring your performance by how much AI you use -- absolutely use this. Leave it running at all times.