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[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't even get my normal fist inside - you want me to use that thing?!?

[–] pleb_maximus@piefed.zip 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, it's powerfisting time then!

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So glad you're not my partner.

[–] pleb_maximus@piefed.zip 6 points 4 weeks ago

Aww, come on. You know "Never say never". 😉

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m more for autofisting

[–] pleb_maximus@piefed.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago

Nice try slaanesh,I'm not falling for it.

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity for Imperial Fist merch.

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"The who now? Do they have a primarch we can sell? No? What about multiple editions of chapter master? Also no? Then why are you wasting my time?"

[–] JayGray91@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

The sad truth

[–] pleb_maximus@piefed.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well, they currently do sell their spiritual liege™…

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Waiting for the chain fist variant.