[Starts the umpteenth playthrough of Dragon Age: Origins]
...It's called Sword Therapy, you dumbasses, you wouldn't get it
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Anxiety Wolf is when the main character from Sekrio never talks to anyone and spends the whole game in the starting area.
I mean, shit. It gives +10 health.
I wonder if that stacks with having 2
I think it depends on your skill level in dual wielding.
Good point! Gotta grab that feat to get the bonuses for that second attack too!
It'll synergize well with my +4 str +4 stam leather belt!
Uuuh, oooh!
Don't buy this product. It doesn't give you +10 health at all. If they could fix that issue, it would be good though. Also if it could give you immunity to tasers.
Buy 2 for dual wielding has to be the best marketing I’ve seen
May i present:
My Therapy Laser(sword)
The beacons are lit
As a therapist, I approve this message.
As a person with access to only "affordable therapy", I approve this message.
I’m sure you already know about Open Path Collective, but for anyone not aware, they provide access to therapy for $40-80 a session and what you have to do is pay a one time fee of $150 for lifetime access.
!obviousplant@lemmy.world
Horrible idea. My idea of therapy and stress relief often times includes sharp objects.
For a second I believed it wasn't an Obvious Plant product
Why would you want the rapy sword? Its clearly cursed.
It's spelt rapier
Let me anal-yze the rapist sword for a second and see what I can find out
This is like an item from Dungeon Crawler Carl lmao
Any weapon from DCC deals mental health damage, like the sock. Therapy swords are from Stormlight.
Hello there, would you like to destroy some evil today?
Shit, I'm gonna have to read that too. Lemmy recs have never led me astray
But is it actually cool af??
Howl can you even ask that
Did the green ranger change color again smh