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Leave her alone, drone! Can't you see she's suffering enough already??
You're asking in the wrong place.
You mean I should go to the next town over and ask again?
While I have heard of academia discussing women's receptiveness to sexual matters in relation to their cycle, I'm not qualified to go into any real depth on the matter. All I can say is "sounds like that could track"
^(P.S.^ ^I'm^ ^not^ ^a^ ^woman^ ^and/or^ ^uterus^ ^haver)^
Not a uterus haver?
Tried renting? AirOB/GYN
I used to work at AirOB/Gyn.
The wage was awful, but the benefits..
Joan Rivers?
I went to the OB/GYN. He said "You have a huge pussy...a huge pussy."
"You didn't have to repeat yourself!"
"Sorry, that was the echo!"
As a dark-haired man I can say with some authority that no, this is not possible.
As another dark-haired man with a salt and pepper beard, I'm inclined to agree 😁
Thoughts on the blonde?
Guys there is still hope for us, we just need a massive flood of the Red Sea
Ovulation is at the opposite end of the cycle.
Yeah, but I couldn’t think of a funny big egg joke so I let comedy before accuracy.
Something something Waffle House.
Having fathered a couple kids iirc its like a week after her period. So yeah, sorta?
Not sure, I seem to remember blonde being specific to a woman, and blond being for guys. So a blonde man may mean she is finding no one in particular attractive.