this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Plankton's disguise to steal the secret formula

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 3 points 5 hours ago

Whatever you do, don't stare at it!

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Nobody will eat me

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Kill me father

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 24 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Looking like he's about to eat a bunch of sheep and get blinded by Odysseus.

Sorry, spoilers.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago

It’s been thousands of years, if you haven’t read it by now, you have no excuse.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

DON'T FALL FOR IT, THAT'S PLANKTON IN DISGUISE

[–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 2 points 5 hours ago

It's the green guy from monsters inc

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago

mike wazowski

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 5 points 12 hours ago

Be not afraid! Ahahahahahahaha!

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 6 points 14 hours ago

Me too, SpongeBob. Me too.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 3 points 13 hours ago

Minion square pants

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Spunth bawd skwar pfthans

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 1 points 10 hours ago

Cyclop SquarePants
Cyclop SquarePants
Cyclop SquarePants
Cyclop... SquarePants!

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 hours ago

Cyclops sponge pants?

[–] SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today 2 points 14 hours ago

"Two teeth, two eyes?"

"Yeah, whatever."

"Hmmm... We could probably save on eyes if we add more to teeth."

"Yeah, whatever."

Six... Months... Later...